HIGHLY Inappropriate
Setting: Early morning in the kitchen
Characters: Mom, Cora, Leah, and Blake
Cora: Mom, can you get me a sports bra?
Mom: Oh yeah I guess we should. Leah did your new bra's fit or do you need a different size.
Leah: No, they were a little big and I don't like the bow in front.
Mom: Can you girls go run and look at the sizes you need so I can put it on the grocery list?
Blake: (puts his spoon down and sighs)Mom!! I am a 7 year old boy. I do not need to hear about my sister's bras and underwear. That is not appropriate.
Blake: (puts his spoon down and sighs)Mom!! I am a 7 year old boy. I do not need to hear about my sister's bras and underwear. That is not appropriate.
Mom: Sorry Blake I did not know that offended you.
(Girls come back up and give their sizes. Leah asks about the bow and if we can cut them off)
Blake: I am trying to eat here. I don't want to hear about it.
Mom: Just a few weeks ago you ran around the house showing off your new underwear because you thought is was so cool.
Blake: (eye roll)
(A few minutes later)
Leah: Mom, I think Blake plugged the toilet.
Blake (big sigh of exasperation) Really guys that is highly inappropriate. HIGHLY!
Today in church Leah turned to me in a panic. She wanted to know if she was allowed to take the sacrament. My first thought was 'my word why not?' I realized she was talking about her retainer. I guess we are still getting used to it.:)
Love it! Tell Blake to get used to the INAPPROPRIATENESS, it will only get worse
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! Poor Blake - I guess that's the risk you take with two sisters!!
ReplyDeleteHa. That is too funny. My boys probably don't even know what a bra is:) The joys of having older sisters.
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh at this and then had to share with Jared. He had a good laugh too!
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